The question is quite funny. I actually laughed out out when reading it.
I've also seen GIANT ants crawling on my desktop PC, and I know the feeling of seeing these little (actually not so tiny) things crawling and hiding behind monitors and computer cases. It just creeps the hell out of me.
I guess you don't really need to worry about it too much because there are almost no wires (mostly ribbon cables) in a laptop, so the bugs can't really get in there and eat away the wires like they do to desktops.
I guess I didn't really answer the question because I'm not a expert on bugs like other people. I think you would get more helpful answers if you ask in another category like "Home/Garden" (is there such a category?)
Good luck with your bug infestation. Try not let them take over the world.